I've diagnosed myself.
我自己诊断了。
I've got Escalatory Cardio Micronesia.
我得了升级性心脏微缩症。
What is that?
那是什么？
Well, a quickly Google. com search would tell you it means my heart is shrinking, Doctor.
嗯，快速搜索一下 Google.com，你会发现这意味着我的心脏正在缩小，医生。
Shrinking?
缩小？ Getting smaller。变小。 Reducing in size。尺寸在变小。
Do I need to bust out the thesaurus?
So this is what's causing your heart palpitations.
Correct. 正确。 And not the 17 shots of espresso you say you drink every morning.
Correct. 正确。 And it's 18 shots, by the way.
Your lack of attention to detail is appalling.
