- I hate to be the bearer of bad news, guys, but they gave us 365 days to split between all of us.
- But January, 365 is not divisible by 12.
- What?
- You told us it would be equal!
- Okay, yes, I didn't know- - What is this crap?
- Oh, boy.
- But every fourth year, there is an extra day.
- Every fourth year?
- Look, I didn't come up with this stuff.
So some of you are gonna have 31 and some of you are gonna have 30, and you're just gonna have to learn to live with it!
