- It's my honor as last year's winner of the Condiment Most Overused By White People Award to present this year's honor for Best Condiment On French Fries Award.
- And if people would just give me a chance, they'd see I'm great on fries.
- Sorry, little buddy.
I hate to break it to you but you got about as much chance of winning this award as I've got a chance of being used by someone who actually likes steak.
- But you know what, Steak Sauce?
If I believe hard enough-- - You got no chance.
I'm the obvious choice for French Fries.
- Dude, come on.
You're sugar water for first graders.
- Stay out of this, Salsa.
